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Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country: Chapter 80: The eightieth cat

Chapter 80: The eightieth cat

    Rose walks at the forefront, the gray wolves maintain a triangular formation, a pair of wolf eyes that are sharp and cold in the sun are dark, bowed and roaring, staring vigilantly, the soldiers are on high alert .

    They showed a warning gesture of hostility to confrontation, and the wolves would instinctively fight back against confrontation.

    The atmosphere is tense? Battalion Commander Wang knitted his brows, his brows furrowed into a chuan character. He looked at the child sitting in the middle of the wolves, surrounded by the center, and silently pressed his palms down—don't act rashly.

    - It's unclear what the situation is, they clashed with the wolves, and the child could be in danger!

    Don't take this risk!

    Little Dong Fei, who was lying on the wolf's back, sat up slightly and saw the large troop who were wearing camouflage uniforms. Nervous, he waved to the opposite side with great joy, and shouted in a tender voice: "Uncle of the People's Liberation Army!"

    "I finally found you."

    The child refused to go, relying on the big wolf, and the small hand gently grabbed the fur on the back of the gray wolf's neck.

    Dong Fei was very excited. After meeting Uncle Qin, it was like a dream. Not only was he safe, he also met a particularly cute cat, and was escorted by a pack of wolves, so he could ride a wolf!

    The child is reluctant to part, and the big bad wolf has long been impatient - not its cub.

    The gray wolf rolled over, and Dong Fei was caught off guard and fell to the ground, just in the middle of the wolf pack. He accidentally bumped into the big bad wolf next to him and gave it a buffer, plus the strength of the gray wolf to lift it off was very light, so Dong Fei was fine.

    The grey wolf exhales white air from its nostrils - the twoleg cub is annoying! If it wasn't for the wolf queen forcing it to carry the baby, he wouldn't carry the burden on his back! Running up and pressing my waist, it was very uncomfortable!

    This two-legged beast has no eyesight yet, and it has run to the place, and it has to lie on him, annoying!

    Xiao Dongfei didn't feel any pain when he fell to the ground, and he got up. He wanted to pass through the wolves and go to Commander Wang and the others.

    Wang Ying was shocked for a while, and was shocked by the boldness of this child: "Stop! Don't move!"

    The children move, and the wolves follow them.

    The wolves are slowly approaching, Wang Yingchang is sweating on his forehead, breathing is short, and he is a little anxious and helpless.

    —How to rescue this child? It was blocked in the wolves, and they could not shoot easily here, it would stimulate the wolves, unless they were killed at the same time.

    "Wait a minute, I didn't..." Before Bai Zihao, who was heavily protected, had finished speaking, the medics rushed up to him and pressed him on the ground, ready to examine his wounds.

    Bai Zihao: "…"

    The voices were noisy just now, everyone was eagerly preparing to protect their comrades in arms, but no one listened to his words. At this moment, Bai Zihao finally found the opportunity to speak: "I am..."

    "Don't move, is there any pain? Where did the wolf attack? Did you get bitten? If you have any wounds, I will give you an injection as soon as possible!"

    Their camouflage uniforms are all dark colors, and the bleeding is not very visible, and the blood will melt into the clothes.

    In addition, Bai Zihao was covered in dirt and dust, and there was dirt attached to it, so he couldn't tell if he was injured or not. Moreover, these people are injured like iron men, and they will reluctantly pretend to be nothing, and the medics are used to it.

    So, Bai Zihao's resistance was ignored at all, and he was immediately suppressed and forced to check.

    Bai Zihao: "I'm really fine! Let me get up first!"

    "You guys, even if you break your leg and say you're fine, you have to keep pretending to be iron man! Stop pretending, there must be wounds, show me." The medic said angrily.

    Bai Zihao swears that he has never been so sincere: "If you don't believe me, I'll show you!"

    Medic: "Hehe!"

    Bai Zihao: "..." The wolf is here, the wolf is here, the wolf is here. I have nothing to do!

    Although, this is really unlikely, there is a reason why the medic doesn't believe him.

    I was chased by wolves alone, and a child was caught in the wolves. Although Bai Zihao didn't say a word, the soldiers had already made up their minds in a **** and cruel battle. Bai Zihao wanted to save the child by himself, but he was inadvertently chased by the wolves, and he almost got bitten by the wolves. run out of food...

    Who can believe that the wolf is a friendly army?

    Bai Zihao, who was on the stretcher, was speechless and gave up explanation.

    Prove that he is not injured, hold down the medical soldier who is examining him with one hand, and knock down the young soldier who is guarding him in front of him, emphasizing: "I am not injured!"

    Everyone was surprised: "...really uninjured?" This is obviously a complete combat power!

    "Commander Wang, you all step back!"

    "I'm coming! Don't hurt them, they are the friends of Captain Qin!"

    With a shout, Bai Zihao rushed back to the wolves, lifted Dong Fei with one hand, directly tucked the child under his arm, and took him back to Commander Wang.

    Captain Wang was frightened by the impulsive and reckless Bai Zihao, and he was relieved when he returned safely, and quickly ordered the soldiers to step forward.

    However, the wolves did not act aggressively at all, instead surprising and bewildering the warriors. They found that the white head wolf silently brought seven or eight wolves, and followed behind Bai Zihao's ass.

    The wolf and Comrade Bai were separated by more than half a meter. Bai Zihao turned his back to them and did not take a defensive posture.

     Along the way, Bai Zihao has established initial trust in the roses.

    The wolves slowly squatted down.

    Rose moved her little nose, and a few gray wolves next to her moved their noses with Rose. The pack of wolves turned around at the same time, looking at the location where the cooks were cooking.

    There, there is a curling smoke.

    The gray wolves who had had a full meal before came here, suddenly felt hungry, kept swallowing, and blue light was released from their eyes again.

    They dashed for several hours, taking turns to exchange Dong Fei, their physical exhaustion was not serious, but they were also very tired.

    Suddenly, I was hungry.

    "Rose, I'm hungry."

    The wolves did not intend to fight with the hordes of Twolegs, there are so many Twolegs here, they will not go to die.

    But, change your mind and make some extra money, right?

    Before coming, Bai Xiaxia and Rose offered to use meat as a transaction reward, but Rose refused.

    Rose: I regret it now. I, the wolf king, eat rice!

    Rose and Yamano discussed for a long time yesterday, and were really moved by Bai Xiaxia's proposal. They can give birth to seven or eight cubs in a litter, and when there are many, there are several.

    At most, half of these wolf cubs can be kept, and sometimes, even half of them cannot be kept.

    The cost of raising cubs is very high. The wolves not only have to maintain normal expenses, but also raise more cubs, which is really poor!

    Cubs die or are bitten to death, every year, every year. They are actually used to it, but this habit will not wash away the sadness of being a parent but killing the child with their own mouth.

    Instead, it accumulates in my heart again and again. I didn't feel anything before, but now, the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it is.

    Maybe, sooner, those cubs have hope of surviving...

    Missed before, now they want to give those wolves a chance to survive.

    They are willing to help, and now they are not worried about food. As Bai Xiaxia said, sell a favor to the two-legged beast.

    When the time comes, it will be more qualified to give the cub to the two-legged beast, and it will not feel like selling the cub into a dog.

    But now...

    The reserved and arrogant wolf queen is drooling.

    Why! Why is twoleg meat so delicious? ! It is ten times more fragrant than the weird rice of that little **** in Bai Xiaxia!

    The wolves seem to have fingers scratching their stomachs.

    "This child was the victim of the previous Tongcheng abduction case and was rescued by us. Medic, check him quickly! Trouble Commander Wang, and send a team to take him back to the base . This child is in a bad condition and has been alone in the jungle for at least half a month."

    Commander Wang was shocked: "Staying alone for half a month?"

    The two medics quickly checked Dong Fei. Commander Wang thought of something and nodded, "Don't worry, I promise to bring this child back to the base safely!"

    "Comrade Bai, these wolves..."

    Commander Wang did not ask anything else, but paid attention to those wolves. The truth seems to be completely different from what they imagined, and there are too many discrepancies.

    The wolves no longer regard Comrade White as their prey, but have a good relationship with them.

    Commander Wang was a little confused.

    Although they are in the same base, the base covers a large area, and Bai Xiaxia's affairs are kept secret, and ordinary soldiers and grassroots cadres know very little about those animals.

    Bai Zihao put his hand to his lips and lied according to the orders of Captain Qin and Deputy Captain Guo. He is not very good at telling lies, and his face is a little red, but fortunately it is covered by camouflage color, and others can't see it: "Qin team and Guo deputy team once rescued the alpha wolf of this wolf pack. The group was grateful, so they took the initiative to send food. They are very human and spiritual. It happened that it was too difficult for me to **** Dong Fei across the jungle alone. The captain was worried about an accident, so he asked them to help."

    The soldiers nearby who raised their ears and listened suddenly realized, with a bit of shock and wonder. Many soldiers frequently turned their heads to look at the wolves that were squatting. Some people thought of the Persian cat who had rescued Captain Qin, and the big tiger.

    Some people also remembered the blue python they rescued by Captain Qin…

    "So it is! I thought they were attacking you, and I was shocked. It's okay."

    Captain Wang also looked at the gray wolves and sighed: "Captain Qin and Deputy Guo are really young and promising, and good people have good rewards! They rescued the cats before, and the wild cats took the initiative to repay their gratitude. It saved Captain Qin's life. Now the wolf they rescued took the initiative to help **** the child, which is admirable! Captain Qin and Deputy Guo are our role models!"

    That is... How did Captain Qin save so many wild animals? It's still behind their backs that they secretly rescued, there is no such thing in the base at all.

    When they went out to practice, the animals ran away. Captain Qin, where did they save the animals?

    Captain Wang sighed with emotion that Captain Qin was low-key and did a lot of things silently, which no one else knew about.

    They have practiced so many times in the wild, and occasionally they can save injured birds or wild foxes that are caught by beasts.

    Large carnivores are rare, Captain Qin and the others have they met every time? I feel that injured animals love to ask Captain Qin to rescue them.

    "Perhaps, Captain Qin has a sense of security that the animals believe..." Commander Wang murmured.

    The eyes of the soldiers also lit up, and they thought it was too legendary: "As expected of Captain Qin!"

    "Yes!"

    "Does Captain Qin have any special physique? The first time was a cat repaying his gratitude, and he followed Captain Qin back to the base. The second time he rescued a big python and gave us a lot of good things "Captain Qin actually saved the big bad wolf..."

    A soldier corrected: "Deputy Guo and Captain Qin rescued them together."

    "It makes no difference!"

    "How did Captain Qin do it?"

    "The animals seem to like Captain Qin very much, and every time they take the initiative to repay their kindness and help!"

    Several young warriors put their heads together and muttered: "Captain Qin is very capable, and he is so capable! My grandma said that people with good animal relationships will have good luck! We can talk more in the future. Captain Qin met by chance. Maybe, I can also rub against Captain Qin's physique, and when I train in the future, maybe I can make a contribution!"

    Bai Zihao: "..." You really think too much... Captain Qin will only scare the animals away.

    "...Qin team is too scary, otherwise, let's go to Guo deputy team?"

    "Anyway, if you rubbed the deputy team Guo, the deputy team Guo won't be angry. If you rubbed Captain Qin, you will definitely be fined and practiced more!"

    "We can go and rub together! When you meet Captain Qin on the road, take the initiative to say hello!"

    "I want Captain Qin to study, and in the future, I also want to be a soldier like Captain Qin and Deputy Guo!"

    "Okay, then we can try!"

    I don't know that I have turned into an animal **** Qin team and Comrade Guo: "???"

    The crisis was over, and the tired soldiers went back to their resting places, waiting for the cooking class to start their meals.

    "Comrade Bai, why haven't they left yet?"

    Yes! Even if you are allies, you just helped complete the **** mission.

    However, we are not very comfortable to be stared at by several strong adult wolves.

    People's instinct to face danger will make them uneasy, and the rest of the soldiers are disturbed.

    Bai Zihao was also embarrassed: "This... Captain Qin and Deputy Guo communicated with them before, and I'm not very good at it. I'll try it out, you all don't get close to them."

    Bai Zihao tried his best to recall the communication skills that Bai Xiaxia gave him to help him, and communicated as vividly as possible.

    It's not really possible, you can do a practical demonstration.

    Rose can't understand human words, but they can more or less understand human body language.

    "It's too dangerous for you to go alone, so let me accompany you." Commander Wang offered to help.

    He followed behind Bai Zihao, his muscles tense, he approached carefully, and tried his best not to show his aggression and malice.

    Most of the wolves were distracted by the meal from the cooking class, drooling.

    Where should I pay attention to the commander Wang. Rose turned her head, looked at the approaching two-legged beast, and hummed reservedly: "I changed my mind, pay me, we are hungry!"

    —Ahhhh! The meat roasted by the twolegs is so fragrant, so fragrant, so fragrant!

    It is ten times more fragrant than Bai Xiaxia's little **** eggs!

    Bai Zihao, who lost Bai Xiaxia, scratched his head and scratched his cheeks, completely understanding Rose's intention. With dancing gestures, he tried to let the wolves leave.

    However, the bull's head is wrong.

    Bai Zihao licked his face and smiled, nodded and bowed. After knowing that the big white wolf is a wolf, communicate with one of its wolfs: "The task is completed, you can leave."

    Bai Zihao pretended to leave and took three steps forward, looking back, looking forward to seeing the big white wolf.

    The cooking team over there was in a pot, and Rose was so greedy that she swallowed: "The two-legged beast gave me the reward for carrying the little two-legged beast, hurry up, I want to eat meat!"

    Bai Zihao gestured left and right, and almost fell on his knees and begged the king to leave. The white wolf howled non-stop, angrily saying, "Idiot, I want to eat meat!"

    Bai Zihao: "After you've agreed to send people off, you'll leave?" This is a change of mind, what do you want to do?

    Do you bully the cat when he is not there?

    Bai Zihao was in a hurry, but Battalion Commander Wang, who had never dared to approach, looked at the expectant and excited gazes of several wolves, and there was a curling white smoke: "Bai Zihao Comrade, are they hungry? Want to eat?"

    "Impossible!" Bai Zihao said firmly: "Before they came, they all had a full meal. This time, they don't want to ask us anything for their help."

    Commander Wang: "Huh? How do you know they don't want to be paid?"

    Bai Zihao unconsciously missed something and quickly made up for it, saying haha: "What our captain said, I don't know how the captain guessed it. Maybe, it's just a consonance."

     

    White air came out of his mouth, just like his hungry dog ​​waiting for food.

    Are you really hungry?

    Bai Zihao was still numb, trying to recall what the captain conveyed: "The mission is over, they will go by themselves. They don't need to be paid, and you don't need to pay anything, just wait for them to go by themselves."

    Captain, we have an accident! These **** don't go away, they bully him so they can talk!

    "Good meal!"

    The squad leader of the cooking team brought out a large pot of steaming yellow braised chicken, and the chicken was fragrant for ten miles.

    The thick sauce was melted into the chicken pieces, the potatoes were simmered and soft, and the shiitake mushrooms and green vegetables were garnished. meal.

    There are seven or eight figures who are faster than everyone, grabbing the first opportunity, like lightning and rushing to the temporarily set up dining table.

    The two-legged beasts are stunned: "???"

     "Ow~"

    "Hungry, hungry, hungry, delicious!"

    The training troops in the base used to eat plain food, with very little meat.

    In fact, ordinary soldiers can guess that the base funds are tight.

    They don't know how much money the base has, and what the expenses are, but they understand that the funds are insufficient. Because they know that the same is true in other places, and some soldiers can't even eat fresh rice, they only eat old rice.

    No way, the troops have no money!

    The treatment at their base is already very good, at least they are enough for you!

    I used to eat three vegetables and one meat. Although the meat is a little less, it is still better than nothing.

    Since Song Tuantuan got money, the standard of food at the base has increased significantly, and more meat dishes have been added.

    In addition, the meat is full, unlike in the past, meat and vegetables are expensive, and each person can only get one or two pieces.

    What is the persistence of the foodie two-legged beast? Persistence is how to fight in a tough environment, and the cooking class also has to fry the red-broiled pork.

    —what a simple yet noble pursuit!

    Therefore, the big foodies in the heaven have successfully attracted the attention of the wolves with their persistence.

    High-level chefs and other special customers came.

    Squad leader Liu is still laughing. When he distributes meals and sees the smiles that the soldiers look forward to, he is always the most fulfilled and happiest: "Everyone can come and line up, don't..."

    "Don't be in a hurry, you all step back and don't grab it! Two-legged beasts are not easy to mess with, we can eat meat!"

    Rose drink stopped the adult wolf who wanted to rush directly into the rice bowl to eat, he was intimidated by the majesty and fighting power of the wolf queen, and was forced to stop halfway.

     

    "Ow~" The cry was less excited than before, pitiful.

    "Hungry!"

    Rose board has a wolf face: "Idiot! We did the work and helped, what's the matter with the meat? Xia Xia said, let's eat meat, that's what it should be. Thing! Twolegs should pay us!"

    "There are so many two-legged beasts, do you want to die? You can eat meat without getting hurt, why fight!"

    The adult wolves who were dazzled by the smell of meat were still a little ready to move.

    It's just that the seven or eight wolves stared at the cooking squad leader excitedly: "Hurry up! It's time for the two-legged beast to be paid!"

    —We regret it, we want to eat meat! What to sell what kind of favor? Go away! Wolves only look now!

    The fat squad leader with a large colander, his face was white, the ground was like golden paper, and his upper and lower teeth were trembling.

    The cooking class was cooking on fire just now. It was smoldering and smoldering, and they didn't notice anything wrong in the east. It was only when the soldiers made trouble again that there was a commotion, and they didn't take it to heart at all.

    Everyone is in a hurry to finish the meal and fill everyone's stomach.

    So, the cooking squad leader didn't even know that a wolf escorted the child into the army station.

    Rose cautiously raised her upper body, clasped her front claws on the edge of the dining table, and slapped the big iron pot with her claws, "Ouch—"

    Twolegs! Time to pay!

    "Fang Wu, stand there and don't move, don't move!" Commander Wang and Bai Zihao, who were chasing after one step later, hurriedly reminded, the cooking squad leader was so frightened that he was about to cry. trembling. The voice was trembling in a triple tone: "battalion commander, how dare I move!" With this move, the wolves rushed over!

    Bai Zihao didn't care about anything else, and rushed to Rose's side in three steps, separating the wolves, and winked with the cook.

    The head of the cooking squad led the soldiers of the cooking squad back in fear, and Bai Zihao stood behind the dining table.

    “…you want to eat this?”

    Bai Zihao pointed carefully at the yellow braised chicken and braised pork, Rose's eyes lit up immediately, and nodded at his big head: "Ouch..."

    "Eat, eat!"

    Bai Zihao was speechless, he was really hungry—how about free help? ! What about the true love of good people and animals? Betrayed for a pot of braised pork? This face change is also a little too fast!

    The soldiers carefully surrounded the back, and the seven or eight wolves waiting for the meal opened their eyes with eagerness, waiting for the meal...

    "Squad Leader Liu, find a pot."

    "You make them an extra meal."

    Commander Wang gave an order hastily, and Squad Leader Liu, who was almost in cardiac arrest, was still terrified and his legs were trembling: "Commander, how much meat do you add?"

    "We didn't bring much meat." Meat is very perishable, and it is in the mountains and forests with a great temperature difference. When it's hot, it's easy to provoke flying insects. This is the jungle, and there are too many insects.

     Hunting?

    Just kidding, they ran into injured wild animals, they all had to go to the rescue, how could they take the initiative to hunt!

    You can catch fish.

    The soldiers also carried marching equipment with them, including canned food and various energy cookies, to replenish their strength.

    These can also be eaten as meals, but most of the time they have to be cooked by the cooking class.

    Seven or eight wolves, animals have a greater demand for meat than humans think.

    "If you give them too much, many warriors may not be able to eat."

    Commander Wang was in trouble for a while.

     "Batch commander, give them the meat from our class. They helped deliver the children and Comrade Bai, so they should have something to eat."

    "That's right, battalion commander! Give them my share! Let's eat more!"

    Commander Wang laughed: "Well, give them my share."

    Monitor Liu was ready to scoop the meat, Bai Zihao hesitated: "Actually, there is no need to give them all the meat."

    Bai Zihao followed Qin Xiao and had contact with the wolves, as well as with Dahua and Green Python.

    When chatting, Qin Xiao will also talk about the interesting things about animals that Bai Xiaxia communicated with him.

    Pure meat eaters only eat meat in most cases, but they can be matched with meat and vegetables. It's just that wild fruits and vegetables taste dry. These animals are too lazy to eat and don't like it.

    Compared to vegetarian food, of course they are willing to hunt and eat meat for energy.

    Some carnivores can eat grass as long as you make it more delicious than expected.

    Typical examples - green pythons and boa constrictors.

    A chicken tiger from a primary school has learned to roast vegetables from a cat, and she feeds herself from time to time.

    The wolves…

    "Squad Leader Liu, you don't need to put all the meat. You can make bibimbap, or add some steamed buns, and you can have vegetables. If you make it delicious, they will eat it too."

    Bai Zihao thought, these wolves were definitely attracted by the smell of rice.

    It's delicious...it's not a problem to fool the wolf! The soldiers finally ate better. Just now he heard that everyone was looking forward to it, and they all wanted to eat meat.

    Bai Zihao also felt a little distressed for giving too much to the wolf.

    Squad Leader Liu guessed that these wolves were different from ordinary wolves from the attitude of Captain Wang and the attitude of the surrounding soldiers. Although, don't know what happened. But when he finally received the order, he felt a little distressed about the flesh, and hesitated for a while: "Can this work? Wolves are carnivores and only eat meat."

    Bai Zihao rolled his eyes: "Don't worry, they eat something else! There is a guy who stole my chocolate halfway!"

    He took it out to replenish his stamina, a certain thief wolf would be better, seeing the right time, he directly grabbed the food from the tiger's mouth! He took the chocolate from his hand and **** him off!

    He didn't know if wolves could eat chocolate, but when he looked back, the wolves all chewed it and swallowed it whole. He even opened his empty mouth to show him, Bai Zihao was furious.

    "Animals don't seem to be able to accept foods with too much salt. Also, don't add any irritating seasonings." Bai Zihao didn't know much about this, so he probably reminded: "You do It's light and delicious."

    "...It's delicious, no problem, don't worry, I have a professional chef certificate!" Squad leader Liu patted his chest and assured. He was only worried that these wolves would only eat meat, but instead wasting other ingredients. After all, the wolf eats the rest, and the man cannot eat it.

    Chairman Mao once said that waste is a crime!

    "If you don't, make one first. If they eat, you can make more."

    Monitor Liu nodded, this is a good idea.

    "Rose, follow him." Bai Zihao waved to the wolves, reached out and nodded at the chubby figure who left.

    This time, the wolves understood.

    This fat two-legged beast has food...

    Follow the meal ticket in minutes.

    "Oh, I'm going! Don't come here, just wait there! Don't come, don't come..." Squad leader Liu almost stumbled to the ground in fright. The soldier shouted, "Squad Leader Liu, look at how scared you are! Don't be afraid, these wolves won't bite you. They are the wolves that Captain Qin rescued. Those who came to repay their kindness have spirituality."

    "Yes, is it?" Squad Leader Liu breathed a sigh of relief, trembling with fear. I got a big spoonful of braised pork and braised chicken, "There are so many beasts looking for Captain Qin to repay their kindness..."

    It's hard to count.

    Squad Leader Liu: How many animals did Captain Qin secretly report his favors behind our backs?

    "Line up!"

    Here, Squad Leader Liu is preparing meals for the wolves. The other soldiers in the cooking class greeted the young soldiers who had long been hungry and lined up for meals.

    The soldiers lined up in an orderly line, carrying their own lunch boxes to share the dishes. Rose, who was sitting in a circle, glanced at the two-legged beast beside her, tilted the wolf's head, and thought for a while: "Ow!"

    Soon, the wolves gathered in a mess silently ran behind the rose and squatted, one by one, and also lined up.

    The big eyes looked forward eagerly, no different from the young soldier waiting next to him.

    And the wolf didn't know how to stand, turned the wolf's head, went to look at the two-legged beast team next to him, and silently squeezed behind Rose's butt.

    The two-legged beast team waiting for the meal is 90% similar to the wolves waiting for the meal. They are all eager and anxious with big eyes.

    "They're actually queuing..."

    The two-legged beasts who had never seen the big world boiled, and their eyes stared at the big bad wolf who was squatting and queuing.

      Bite your neck: "Stupid two-legged beast, what are you looking at! Don't look at it!"

    Have you ever seen a wolf waiting for a meal?

    Twolegs: I haven't seen it, I've learned a lot... I'm really sorry if we embarrassed Twolegs.